15 March 2004
Crack Wheeling Roberts, The Merry Hobbits & Guys with Surgical Masks
Julia Roberts was charged with possession of crack with intent to sell and deliver, and with possessing a crack pipe, sheriff's officials said. Not to worry it's not this Julia Roberts. Unless she's doing a movie and wanted the "experience" first hand.
"I believe that we will be able to make a version of The Lord of the Rings that will be a brilliant piece." That comes from the mouth of Kevin Wallace who will be producing Lord of the Rings: The Musical. That's right they are making it into a musical. Dear Lord! Suggest songs and plot-points in the comments. How about We're Hobbits! We're Hobbits in tights! (Frodo & Samwise sings merrily while Gollum frowns in distaste "Stupid little hobbitses!")?

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