Allow Me A Brown

We've been reading BBC a little too much this week but can you blame us with all these reports and studies that are coming about. For example: This article says that Slang Makes Youth 'Unemployable'. "Communications consultants the Aziz Corporation said 60% of bosses surveyed believed workers were becoming fluent at email and phone text messaging at the expense of their spoken English skills." We've noticed that sometimes our sentences are just like AIM convos.

For Example:

J Swizzle: Did you know that Chloe Sevigny was on Will & Grace last night?
Officefolk: With Edie Falco right?
J Swizzle: Yep. I missed it. Umm... (This is where we say "J Swizzle is typing")
Officefolk:What? Typing what?
J Swizzle: My response to you. Wait.
Officefolk: You're weird. I'm going to look for that GPS report. Did you see the memo about this?
J Swizzle: No. I have to make a copy. Hold on....WHY DOES IT SAY PAPER JAM WHEN THERE IS NO PAPER JAM? I SWEAR TO GOD, ONE OF THESE DAYS I-I-I JUST KICK THIS PIECE OF SHIT OUT THE WINDOW!
Officefolk: Ahhhh, we have sort of a problem here.

So it goes....

New Nick Drake songs found. 'I Was Made To Love Magic', a 13-track album, which will mainly contain alternative versions of some of the cult singer's classic songs. The collection, seen as a complement to the 1994 anthology 'Way To Blue', is due out in the summer. The album also includes 'Toe The Line,' a solo 'River Man' and a five-minute rendition of 'Three Hours' among its gems.

ODB denies rumors about leaving WU-TANG CLAN saying the he "will never leave". (link NME)


Grey Album Producer Danger Mouse Explains How He Did It (link MTV News)


Vibe Magazine to release Unbelievable the biography of The Notorious B.I.G. which stores in March.(link Sohh.com) Read Excerpt from CHAPTER 2 - "Things Done Changed," from "UNBELIEVABLE" by Cheo Hodari Coker


Even More Pandas!! (link via Gothamist)


Yesterday, Candice threw a party at the Sapphire Lounge. Here are the results of the celebrating (more at Ofoto):

Candice, the birthday girl




Candice & Henry aka Grandmaster H




Jenny Swizzle official Budweiser spokesperson







He's having THE BEST time!





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