12 March 2004
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A trumpet-playing robot has been developed by Japanese car maker Toyota. It showed off its musical creation at a Tokyo hotel, where the robot played When You Wish Upon a Star on a trumpet. Also, Sony has the all-singing and all-dancing Qrio, which can jog at a top speed of 14 metres per minute. That's some crazy shit! When we used to watch The Jetsons we'd thought that in the year 2000 we'd have flying cars and robots who can cook eggs benedict or something to that effect. Obvs we are no where near flying cars in 2004. You just don't know how many times we imagined getting our very own Judy room where we can press a button and have numerous hairstyles within seconds. We never thought too far ahead about permanent hair issues due to our three seconds hairstyle thingamajig but in our dreams we'd always look marvelous though. Remember Jet Screamer and his song Baby Baby Baby, Babeee!!!?
George "I Want Your Sex" Michael man wants to abandon the music business to release his songs online for free instead or it could be that he wants more alone time in a public restroom.
Fizzy drinks are the main cause of increasing tooth erosion among teenagers, research suggests. (link BBC) It also messes up your stomach lining. So slow down with the soft drinks.
Diana Ross is being ordered to serve a two-day prison sentence for drink-driving again because she failed to spend enough time behind bars. (link BBC) Here she is at the high and happy times with Michael Jackson.
Are you f'real?! From Best Week Ever, Doberman doping scandal looms over big British dog show.






















