The Blunt End
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While Santa made off with some loot brandishing lead.
(Yeah. we know....We never said we were good at rhyming. Blah!)
Some people have way too much time on their hands. How are you going to do that to a cow? Ewwwwww!!!
Taiwan takes dog meat off menus. Whew! Like finally!!
Lord of the Rings is for boys? (Salon.com subscription required)
Hundreds of videotapes that federal prison officials had claimed were destroyed show that foreign nationals held at a New York detention facility after the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks were victims of physical and verbal abuse by guards, the Justice Department's inspector general said yesterday.
Meeting on New Constitution, Afghan Women Find Old Attitudes. This NY Times article is about Afghanistan's selections for deputy chairmen. Chairman, Sebaghatullah Mojadedd, had this to say regarding women in Afghanastan, "Don't try to put yourself on a level with men, he told the women. Even God has not given you equal rights, he added, because under his decision two women are counted as equal to one man."
Guilty man: Representative Jim Gibbons, Republican of Nevada, who at 10 years old used tadpoles to clog a swimming pool in Sparks, Nev., saw to it this year that Congress allocated $225,000 for repairs to the pool.
The following falls under yet another non work related Michael Jackson image we received in our company inbox this morning. If MJ were to be convicted of charges and served jail time he might look like this upon release:
Who's bad?