It's On...Oh, It's So On

Last night was the premiere episode of America's Next Top Model 2. As reality shows goes, this one is the cat's meow. Why? Because it's one of those guilty pleasures of life. After the very first installment of ANTM, this site gave the show an F but later realized how wrong we were. So wrong. The Gia-esque Chicago-drawl waitress, Adrianne, ended up winning the top prize and we automatically developed a love/hate relationship with the very-pointy-eyebrows wonder that is Janice Dickinson.


ANTM2 has the girls thrown on the runway of the USS Intrepid where Tyra Banks informs them "I'm throwing you straight on a runway with no training, no nothing. I want to see what you got." The girls had 30 minutes to prepare for hair and makeup. April screwed up by putting on her second outfit. Jenascia came to the rescue and wonders where the Marines keep their food cause she's starving. Jay Alexander, who walks better in heels than Heidi Klum on crack, quickly let the girls know that they "suck" after their runway show. Jay gives them their key of the new hip Manhattan pad. We are taken to their living quarters which includes a bling bling, mod and punk-funk room. Camille throws catty glances at Yoanna for stealing toilet paper at Tavern on the Green.

Their next task was to wake up early for a photo shoot but Jenascia slept like a baby while the rest of the girls got ready. April feels bad and cries again because Jenascia is still asleep while the girls are taken to their destination. The photo shoot would have them covered in elaborate body paint whilst being naked. "Nudity's great! I'm all about it!" squeals Xiamara. Anna would not have it since she is married and has a child so Nigel (the photographer) kicks her off the set. After many calls to the bling blinb pad, Jenascia finally wakes up and wants revenge. Yeah, those bitches are gonna pay! She forgets that it's a competition not a sorority as Tyra will tell her later. At the end, the judges decided to eliminate Anna while Jenascia determines a best strategem that will produce the most damage. This is how we do it in the OC bitch! Wait...wrong show. Speaking of the OC, it's on tonight. Sandy and Jimmy decide to go into business together; Caleb shuts off Haley's cash flow, putting her out of business; Seth and Anna bond over being single.
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