01 March 2004
You Are Boring
We must have been sleeping under a rock cause it completely slipped our minds about the Oscars until showtime. We missed all the red carpet entrances. Our best/worst dress commentary at the red carpet just went down the tubes. Not much to comment on the actual show. Billy Crystal was not as funny this year. A few chuckles here and there but we did not double over laughing. We knew that LOTR would win 5 or more awards but 11!! We were not surprised that Charlize Theron, Sean Penn, Rene Zellweger or Tim Robbins took home oscars. We were most happy when Sofia Coppola won for Best Original Screenplay. Yay for Finding Nemo. Loved that movie. Quite surprised Denys Arcand won for The Barbarian Invasions. After watching Stardom (2000), we had lots of doubts about him. Okay, we have to comment on Liv Tyler. She looked stunning in her black Givenchy couture gown but what was up with those glasses she was wearing when she was presenting an award. It is officially called the WTF™ glasses! We couldn't find pictures but if you did see them then you know what we mean.
Jack Black & Will Ferrel were so funny with their song. "You Are Boring". We were in stitches. See Jack get up close and personal with his date. Oh, Diane ...always with the gloves. Scarlett Johansson, Angelina Jolie, Catherine Zeta Jones, and Jennifer Garner gets our "My Milkshake is better than yours" award. Aww, how cute, Lord of the Cheek bones. I guess Naomi & Heath are back together. Marina Menounos - Nuff said. We are lost for words with Marcia Gay Harden's beehive/braid hairstyle and her Badgley Misckha gown. Surandon slyly attempts her own Nipplegate. Save it for Tim. That's about all the Oscar talk we can stomach this morning.
Last Saturday, we attended a Housewarming party hosted by our pal Meka. The whole night turned out into "It's A Small World After All" because this person knew this person, who knew this person....well you get the drift. We met Bill the DJ for the night and complimented him on his snazzy Radiohead tee. Drinks went round and round. After 4:45 we called it a night (ummm...morning). Behold images:
Bill aka DJ Brainchild
Fellow partiers
Rich...the thinker
Rich the partier
The party folks
Spec chillin'
Jen & Janine
One fat dog - More images here
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