All you crotchety atheists

You know who you are. Hanging on corners being non-believers. I see you. Thinking Coffee (or alcohol or whatever) is the only thing that gives you solace. All you lost souls out there thinking nothing's gonna happen to you when you die. Get your Ayn Rand book away from me!!

I'm gonna tell my mama and my pastor on you cause my Spiritual Safety Tip told me avoid you in my neighborhood.

I can't believe this is being taught to children. Click on "The Pastor's Corner" and about learn Anti-Triclavianist. After you're done don't forget to pick up your Baby Jesus Divinity Doll.

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